OH RIGHT, A TITLE GOES HERE.

I am excited and intimidated and excited and intimidated but if I had to pick all the petals off this ~flower of inspiration~ it would probably land on EXCITED.

(And that is just a taste of the kind of prose you are about to be subjected to on a probably infrequent, rabidly inconsistent basis. Shakespeare levels here, peoples.)

((And there will be sarcasm. I'd brace for sarcasm.))

(((aaaaaaaand first forced edit goes to: FORGOT TO PUT A TITLE. Smooth move, Ferguson.)))